24 March 2015

asians are too cute!


Her name is Joyce Chu, a Chinese-Malaysian. Just so cute!  She has since become an Internet sensation in Malaysia and Singapore.

23 March 2015

BREAKING NEWS: SINGAPORE'S LEE KWAN YEW DEAD @ 91 -- SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS?



THE TINY CITY-STATE OF SINGAPORE LOST ITS LARGER-THAN-LIFE LEADER TODAY.  MR. LEE KWAN YEW TURNED SINGAPORE FROM A SMELLY PORT TOWN INTO THE MOST ULTRA-MODERN AND SLEEK CITY THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.  THIS FEAT WAS MADE EVEN MORE REMARKABLE BECAUSE IT WAS ACHIEVED IN A PERIOD OF LESS THAN 30 YEARS.

OF COURSE, MR. LEE ALSO HAD A DARK SIDE. IN HIS EARLY YEARS, HE RUTHLESSLY IMPRISONED THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS.  MANY OTHERS WENT INTO EXILE.  IN HIS LATER YEARS, HE RESORTED TO BANKRUPTING HIS FOES BY ORDERING THEM TO PAY OUTRAGEOUS FINES FOR PUTATIVE LIBEL AND SLANDER AGAINST HIM AND HIS CRONIES...A TRICK NOT GONE UNNOTICED BY OTHER SCOUNDRELS IN LEADERSHIP POSITIONS AROUND THE WORLD.  MR. LEE ALSO ENJOYED SEEING PEOPLE HANGED IN THE GALLOWS.  IN THIS REGARD, HE WAS EVERY BIT A VICTORIAN MAN...

28 February 2015

Jeremy Long: Representin'

by Bian-lian Huang


Jeremy Long is one of the few Asian-American male porn stars in the industry.  Of course, the industry has long embraced Asian-American women porn stars such as Evelyn Lin, Alina Li, Tera Patrick, et al.

So this is "progress" for the porn industry and for society as a whole as Asian-Americans are becoming increasingly organic to this country.

Interestingly enough, this kid has not fully shed his Asian stereotype:  He is a law student at Boalt Hall, the highly selective law school on the UC Berkeley campus.  He's also a graduate of Cambridge University in England.  We should note here that Evelyn Lin was a student at UC San Diego, albeit a communications major.